#source: incorrectlco

[incorrectlco]

Every Locklyle fic with Skull is like:

Lucy: Can I ask you for relationship advice?

The Skull, preparing a wheel of fortune where the only two options are ‘communicate’ and ‘kill him’: Yeah, sure go ahead.

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Stiles: Pro tip; Tell the police "lol jk" after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable.

Noah: That's not even a word!

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[pearlcaddy]

incorrect lockwood & co quotes: 2/?

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Skull: I have an idea.

Lucy: We're not going to murder anyone.

Skull: I don't have any idea.

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George: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Lockwood: I'm a knife.

Lucy, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Lucy: That's ridiculous. Lockwood doesn't have a crush on me.

George: Yes, he does.

Kipps: Yes, he does.

Holly: Yes, he does.

The Skull: Yes, he does.

Lockwood: Yes, I do.

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Lockwood: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Lucy: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Lockwood: You're right! Maybe I should.

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Flo: Soooooo, do you have a crush on anybody???

Lockwood: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Lockwood: Oh, and Lucy.

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Lockwood: Luce, I think George gave me your lunch.

Lockwood: *holding up a note that reads 'I am very proud of you. Best, George.*

Lucy: Yeah, I didn't think this was for me.

Lucy: *holding up a note that reads 'Be good, for the love of God, be good.*

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Lucy: Hey, what does 'embrasse moi' mean?

Lockwood: 'Kiss me'

Lucy: Okay! *Kisses him* Can you answer my question now please? I'm curious.

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Lucy: I am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts, my thoughts are awesome.

Lucy: My mother never loved me, and I'm going to die alone.

Lucy: Well, that happened fast.

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Lockwood: You're our best asset, Lucy.

Lucy: Is that all I am? Some thing to make you money?

[Later]

George: You should write a book. 'How to Offend Women in Five Words or Less.'

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Lucy: I like someone, but I’m worried about telling you because you’re going to make fun.

Skull: Just rip the bandaid off.

Lucy: It’s Lockwood.

Skull: Put the bandaid back on.

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George: What’s going on with you and Lucy?

Lockwood: Nothing.

George: I think you’re wrong.

Lockwood: I think I’m not.

George: I think you’re getting together.

Lockwood: We are not.

George: But you want to.

Lockwood: Yes.

George: I think-

(Silence)

George: Wait, what?

Lockwood: See, sometimes if I slam on the breaks, you run right past.

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Lockwood, to Lucy: You’re deflecting. Only I’m allowed to do that.

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Lockwood: We’re lost.

Lucy: Lost? As in ‘Where the hell are we?’

Lockwood: We’re not totally lost. We’re still in London.

Lucy: You said this was a shortcut!

Lockwood: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!